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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

(Source: ardentesxvoix)

pagingme:

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO FLUSH THE FREAKING TOLIET

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

guess what i just got

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say hi to kitkat everybody…..

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid)

brutaljuice:

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curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

Follow me on instagram! @a_jordann
Anonymous:
Kik me? Drawnbad
Me:

Mkkayy

spacemarine-with-amnesia:
Can I get in on all this kik exchange goodness? rabbitcase
Me:

Okay lol.

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